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Congratulations! Now go play a real game already!
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Way to spoil the ending :(
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My major complaint about the flash is that it keeps repeating the exact same visual sequences over and over again. This means you just animated a few sweeping motion tweens, then just repeat everything over and over and over and over again as the song repeats its lyrics. It's just that something like this takes far too little effort to make.
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"This is what we call a "Right Click" game"
I've always hated the genre of "Let's have the mouse cursor collide with stuff", and this game doesn't do anything beyond the typical game there. Not to mention, it lacks any form of protection against right clicking to teleport.
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There was nothing new, original, or funny about this movie.
Even Zero Wing Rhapsody managed to make me laugh a few times, but this one couldn't even make me smile.
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ok
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It's equivalent to "B", and has no effort put into it. Therefore it gets a zero.
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shut da fuk ^
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Most of the humor of this flash comes from the fact that it's the exact same thing repeated 3 times. Same bad artwork, same nuclear explosion, same "Happy _____" message at the end. Happy tooth fairy to you too.
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cool. i did symbol swap as funny joke on youks
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"This is how NOT to make a fanimutation."
It had very slow tweening, very slow scenes, uncompressed audio, no hyper speed action to accompany the fast-paced audio, and boringly long scenes. It also used way too much Mario&Luigi sprites, with no other variety.
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It looks like someone just discovered how to use hitTest and made a sub-par worse than Klik & Play mario game. It also has uncompressed mp3s stuck inside, a recipe for blamination.
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wow thank for the support and by the way the review helped me endlessly:::)
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"Sorry TmsT, but this one sucks."
This sucks. Repeating the same lines again and again makes it bad.
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Don't be sorry, just watch the original "Zero Wing" intro (from the game) and soon the absurdity of the clumsy Engrish will enlighten you.
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This is terrible! No humor, no point, no randomness. Just pointless violence with nothing decent to back it up.
Try making flash that's funny.
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