Score: 2

"Next time"

submission: Hard Knock Life (Dr.Evil)

date: November 11, 2003

Next time, do something original. I've seen this one so many times by different authors, just do a Search for "hard knock" and you can see thousands of other, possibly better submissions.

At least you did an good job with streaming the audio, no oversized audio events here.

Score: 3

"Nice try..."

submission: SMW-The Perfect Girl

date: November 11, 2003

Desipte the huge VGDC logo, this movie wasn't made by them, the logo just indicated who he stole the sprites from.

The audio of this movie is at too low quality to even consider any high ranking for something that deceptivly tries to get a higher score by sticking someone else's name on the preloader.

Score: 10

"OMG"

submission: Plan 9 From Underpants

date: November 9, 2003

This one just rocked. It had more imported objects, concepts, and references to other flash movies than I've ever seen in a fanimutation ever. I even noticed the subtle use of Exotic Japan. Just noticed FishPoke Island... I think you're trying to get the fanimutators to give you 10's. Looks like you even snatched the kitty, the Chu Chu Rocket and Super Macho Man on the moon from my own flash movies. (Next time you wanna rip off my content, just load the damn swf files, they're unprotected.)

The stereo 3D vision thing RULED! Noticed in the commentary that you had issues with overlapping the edges of the frame? Use Masking :)

Let's see which comes out first... French Erotic Film 3, or Afrenhouse 3?

Score: 6

"decent parody of H*R"

submission: Clock Bad Email

date: November 3, 2003

It also gets 4 arfenhouse points for:

+ Blatant ripoffs
+ REALLY BAD VOICE ACTING!!!
+ Stolen dialog
+ Insert meaningless battle here

Really, the sound sucked, way to staticy. Hence why it even occurred to me to randomly award arfenhouse points.

The intro part was cool though. I once also tried to make that in flash for some reason, just needs a little more masking of the character, rather than the character running over it.

Score: 7

"White mage is a guy"

submission: White Mage

date: October 27, 2003

This flash movie was pretty well done, nice animations, very long battles.

It also perfectly matches the intro to Arfenhouse 2 :)

By the way, white mage is a GUY. http://www.dragon-warrior.com/Comics/comics26.shtml

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Elvis Not Included

date: October 26, 2003

I also once tried to do a fanimutation to "Pokemon Ieurkana Baby", that one never got too far though, and eventually became Alex Chiu RPG. (still have the 5% complete version if anyone wants it)

As for reviewing this movie, who cares! It's an awesome fanimutation from the ultimate master!

Score: 7

"This has potential"

submission: Physics demo

date: October 23, 2003

This could become a fun game if it was extended a bit:

Add missions, for example, get the ball into a target, or make it roll x times off a certain ramp.

Add limited resources, and preset objects. Levels!

It's pretty fun even as a place things and watch them bounce gadget. And it already beats the crap out of "defend you castle" :P

Score: 0

"blam"

submission: Hamtaro Preview

date: October 13, 2003

30 seconds long and 4 megs in size!!!

Nice uncompressed mp3 with no decent animation to go with it! Next time try audio streams instead of events.

Score: 10

"Nice easter eggs..."

submission: Disorderly - Sagway

date: September 23, 2003

I like how you go thru the game for a second quest with the gun. Then int the next quest, for some reason, I had telekinetic powers that made the old people get hit whenever I was in the same row as them. (BUG?) Then Osama bin laden appeared, beat him up a few times.

Score: 4

"It's just a dodging game..."

submission: [old] Pico Kart 3d

date: September 22, 2003

There's no real magic behind it, just an animation of a moving track that plays while you hold up, then you dodge some meteorites. I'll probably eventually make a REAL mario kart type game in flash someday...