Dwedit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Your Base DX 2006]

Awful

There was nothing new, original, or funny about this movie.
Even Zero Wing Rhapsody managed to make me laugh a few times, but this one couldn't even make me smile.

Sonucais responds:

ok

[[CC] Breadfruit's butt]

It's a clock movie.

It's equivalent to "B", and has no effort put into it. Therefore it gets a zero.

CherryCokeClock responds:

shut da fuk ^

[HolidayCollectionThing]

Funny in a badly made way

Most of the humor of this flash comes from the fact that it's the exact same thing repeated 3 times. Same bad artwork, same nuclear explosion, same "Happy _____" message at the end. Happy tooth fairy to you too.

TJN001 responds:

cool. i did symbol swap as funny joke on youks

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Sorry TmsT, but this one sucks.

This sucks. Repeating the same lines again and again makes it bad.

TmsT responds:

Don't be sorry, just watch the original "Zero Wing" intro (from the game) and soon the absurdity of the clumsy Engrish will enlighten you.

[Catch that Goblin]

It's about time someone made this...

It's about time someone made an animation to that song! It's a nice movie that fits the music really well.

Some Gripes:
It would be a lot better if the SHADING DID NOT MOVE INDEPENDENTLY OF THE CHARACTERS. That's just weak. My other nitpick is the motion tween style looked too motion-tweeny, too linear, unlike cartoon motion.

Get-lost responds:

Okay I'll think of your tips =D
Thanks

[TmsT's Duke Nukem Forever]

The full house bit at the end was great, but...

You forgot to include the OTHER Duke Nukem from Captain Planet!

TmsT responds:

No no, you are mistaken! I would never forget that! He's in there. He gets one whole frame to himself. (Hint: Look in the bit with The Wiggles.)

[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]

That is a microwave oven.

French Erotic Film Anime Adaptation? I think it's called Utena, the only anime whose name is spelled in french, never mind the whole shoujo ai thing. :) Maybe it would have Powerpuff Utena.

My neck's fine despite your best attempts, but the St3r-E-0 vision got my eyes a little sore, and I'm usually immune to sterograms. I bet it was looking for those subliminal messages that got them sore.

Zippy will NOT be the next colin of fanimutations because no American knows who the hell he is. But he'll make cameo appearances in other fanimutations anyway, so I guess he will become the next Alex Chiu of fanimutation.

I wonder if Alex Chiu has seen this or any other animutation. Or Alex Chiu RPG for that matter... I wonder if Ome Henk has seen FEF.

I just love it when fake lyrics replace the Fuck word. Maar!

Happy Birthday FEF!

I just wonder how different it would have been if Drunkmagikoopa made it instead... Probably would have more nudity, goatse, and poop eating.

TmsT responds:

No offense to your tribe, but Americans seem to lap up this crap like it's ritalin or something. There's every chance that Zippy could replace Colin BECAUSE the former is more obscure than our Canadian Pokemon Leader.

As to your last comment... I guess you didn't find the Easter Egg then... ^_-

[Telluck & E-Sys]

Flat 3D

This one was good, shocking even. But the 3D seemed very flat, like the objects were merely enlarging, rather than getting closer.

To fix this, you should make move the left objects to the left as they expand, and likewise move the right objects to the right respectivly. This increases the distance from the usual flat center point, which is what makes these things look 3D in the first place.

TmsT responds:

Or you could just get a smaller monitor, like I have. :P Cheeky bugga!

[Badger Badger Polka]

Best unofficial badger badger parody

My only complaint is that the audio stays in sync after multiple loops.

TmsT responds:

I tried my best... ^_^;;;

[Colin vs Jesus: FINALE!]

How could you do that to Imakuni!

No!!! Nicholas can't escape from the Suzukisan preloader! How can he!

Well this movie somehow reminded me of Turnover (ATW Remix) in that it wasn't much of a Fanimutation until the very end. Say what you want, not until the end scenes could this remotely be considered a Fanimutation. But it was a damn good flash movie ABOUT Fanimutations.

Very nice use of sprites stolen from Fanimutations, I think I recognized almost all of the characters. Imakuni's impaled head even made a cameo.

I also noticed a few fanimutators that were not represented at all:

Buddudandslash (Cute Piggy's Revenge series)
Mr. Homie (Dan Habiki series)
Mercury Storm (Ult'iate Caaa-shh-eee)
Dave Donohue (Exotic Japan), and it's probably for the best that you DIDN'T use his stuff :)
DisasterLabs (Pokey and the ombaoojiebaseo, Gender Neutral, etc)

Oh well, my stuff was well represented, I am happy. Maybe I'll rise from my grave and actually finish up my incomplete stuff. Maybe the next one will be a WarioWare type game.

TmsT responds:

Hey, thanks for your thoughts on the Nicholas Returns bit!
Yeah, this is not a fanimutation, which is why I put "greatest Fanimutation MOVIE ever" at the start. It's only a movie about fanimutation. Plan 9 is the missing link between the "complete story" of this movie, and the "random nonsense" of FEF.

You've mentioned "Exotic Japan" before. Ooops, I didn't even know that it was a fanimutation! (LOL) Can you please let me know where I can find these other works? I knew I was probably going to miss out a few things, but what can ya do...