Dwedit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chocolate Niblet Beans]

Ultimate Gold!

This was perfect as far as Fanimutations go. This is the best and most effective use of true randomness I've seen since Troubled Windows! The music gets in my head easily, keeps recurring like Vietnam flashbacks!
Saskatchewan attacking the city was just genious! On rare occasions, or multiple back/forward frames, Karen Carptenter comes to save the day instead of Sailor Spoon!
The BARF/RICHARD NIXON part was great...
The easter egg for playing past the end was lackluster though, not as good as Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo.

Well kids, that's all you get! That's it! READ A BOOK!
And that's how I beat shaq.

[Death on the Snow Field]

LEARN TO STREAM!

Good, but LEARN TO STREAM AUDIO! Change the music from Event to Stream, then you got a winning flash movie!

The fog effects were great, but the movie is overshadowed by audio idocy. Events are BAD for songs, especially when it results in the entire uncompressed mp3 being included!

Maybe scale it down to 32kbps, then stream it. Should make the filesize something like 800k, and eliminate sync problems.

[Good Times 26]

Sugoi!

This one ruled, until the Fenrir ending, wich was excessively long and dragged on for the full length of the song.

The best part was Samus picking up Link and Draco, not even I would have come up with that.
That and the camera guy from Earthbound showing up in the Kill Bill scene.

["Every RPG Ever Made"]

Very badly made.

The audio was imported at full quality unstreamed. If you do that, I always give you a zero regardless of your other content.

But the RPG spoofing stuff was amusing, but keep making shitty flash like that with no motion tweens at all, and I'll keep handing out your zeroes.

[French Erotic BIRTHDAY!]

That is a microwave oven.

French Erotic Film Anime Adaptation? I think it's called Utena, the only anime whose name is spelled in french, never mind the whole shoujo ai thing. :) Maybe it would have Powerpuff Utena.

My neck's fine despite your best attempts, but the St3r-E-0 vision got my eyes a little sore, and I'm usually immune to sterograms. I bet it was looking for those subliminal messages that got them sore.

Zippy will NOT be the next colin of fanimutations because no American knows who the hell he is. But he'll make cameo appearances in other fanimutations anyway, so I guess he will become the next Alex Chiu of fanimutation.

I wonder if Alex Chiu has seen this or any other animutation. Or Alex Chiu RPG for that matter... I wonder if Ome Henk has seen FEF.

I just love it when fake lyrics replace the Fuck word. Maar!

Happy Birthday FEF!

I just wonder how different it would have been if Drunkmagikoopa made it instead... Probably would have more nudity, goatse, and poop eating.

TmsT responds:

No offense to your tribe, but Americans seem to lap up this crap like it's ritalin or something. There's every chance that Zippy could replace Colin BECAUSE the former is more obscure than our Canadian Pokemon Leader.

As to your last comment... I guess you didn't find the Easter Egg then... ^_-

[AHTM3 Trailer: Kill Billy]

Long winded single frame rant...

(Giving you a 10 for interactivity due to seeking to find the subliminal messages)

Yeah, this flash rocks.
And the long message is so true, most of my flashes were unoriginal rehashed fan 'tributes'. The very concept of "Fanimutation" is a perfect example, except some manage to break through the mediocrity of the average 'tribute' movie. But you to talk without noticing your own Pokeyandtheombaoojiebaseo? Classic. It's funny and ironic.

This flash reeks of quality, lots of Arfenhouse inside type jokes.

[Telluck & E-Sys]

Flat 3D

This one was good, shocking even. But the 3D seemed very flat, like the objects were merely enlarging, rather than getting closer.

To fix this, you should make move the left objects to the left as they expand, and likewise move the right objects to the right respectivly. This increases the distance from the usual flat center point, which is what makes these things look 3D in the first place.

TmsT responds:

Or you could just get a smaller monitor, like I have. :P Cheeky bugga!

[Badger Badger Polka]

Best unofficial badger badger parody

My only complaint is that the audio stays in sync after multiple loops.

TmsT responds:

I tried my best... ^_^;;;

[A Sticky Night of Love]

This one is incredible.

Make me shiny! Cat got victoly!
Could use a higher framerate... Had plenty and plenty of one framer hidden thingies though, which more than makes up for it. This one in fact sets the newest high standard for inclusion of one frame appearing stuff since Wizard Power.

The song was an extremely good choice to fanimutate, with its high BPM and all. Lots and lots of good fake lyrics as well. Makes my Miko Miko Nurse one seem slow by comparison.

NG Voters are retarded to give a good flash like this a low score.

Nabeshin--He's cool.
You keep 0wning.

[The N-Gage]

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

Oh well, the movie is mediocre and unfunny, but you draw much better than I do.