Dwedit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hampster Dance World Tour]

Ever Heard of the Streaming Audio option?

Ever Heard of the Streaming Audio option?
Any flash movie with large nonstreaming audio automaticly gets low scores in my book regardless of content.
Lucky for you I actually liked this one a little, so I gave it a 4 instead of a 0.

MPLA responds:

Okej... I'll fix that!
And thanks for you like it!

[dod: YATTA]

A spoof that fails...

This is a spoff of Veloso's flash classic, Yatta!, but it falls short in so many places, not only does it not finish the song, but the quality is much lower than the original crazy flash movie.

[Chu Chu rocket 1]

Good...

I'm a Chu Chu Rocket fan, and that was a pretty good movie, but then it started to drag, and it ended up looking more like Sonic Adventure 2 Battle...

It just dragged after the mouse got on the rocket.

[Duck and Cover!]

I know just what to do...

There was a NG voter by the name of bert...
And Bert the voter was very alert...
When good flash movies came along, he never got hurt...
He knew just what to do... he
Clicked on fi-ive!
Clicked on fi-ive!
He did what we all must learn to do...
You, (And you) and you (and you!)
Click on fi-ive!

[Change]

It's kinda like Alabama Man...

Cartman: GAY!
Kyle: Totally Gay.
Stan: Liberace Gay!

[I Like Chinese]

I don't like bad flash movies...

I've heard that song a few times, and this flash movie is nothing special, mediocre at best... Give me "We Drink Ritalin" instead of this crap...

[Shumway]

Awesome!

This is the best damn fanimutation I've ever seen! And that even includes the ones I made!
The randomness is incredible, BUNNY!!!!!!

[Stargate NG-1 Teaser]

Gread flash movie, just needs content.

This flash movie had great graphics and sound, but only had a couple jokes. It needs more content than just Newgrounds staff members taking off their clothes.

Go ahead, Make more, just not trailers with no redeeming value.

Great job on insulting clockcrew!

[Fun with pop-culture]

THEY BLEW UP AFGHANISTAN!!!!!!1

Yeah your tea god. Moly Moly Moly. Bono's after you! Tea's for holding, Muku muku muku, Maemuki Roketto Dan!!!!

This thing just rocks!!!

...except for the crappy AYB bit.

[Cat in the Kettle]

Blashphemy!!!

Not only did you misspell Weird Al Yankovic's name, but you also misattributed some sick song to Weird Al just like all those Napster idiots did!

You are a Napster Idiot ™.

ScrunchMuppet responds:

This - coming from a guy who made a movie named "Suck a cheetahs dick". - Go figure. Loser.