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[Hard Knock Life (Dr.Evil)]

Next time

Next time, do something original. I've seen this one so many times by different authors, just do a Search for "hard knock" and you can see thousands of other, possibly better submissions.

At least you did an good job with streaming the audio, no oversized audio events here.

Freetospeak responds:

Instead of a whole bunch of vids on the music I found a whole bunch of porn :S.

[Plan 9 From Underpants]

OMG

This one just rocked. It had more imported objects, concepts, and references to other flash movies than I've ever seen in a fanimutation ever. I even noticed the subtle use of Exotic Japan. Just noticed FishPoke Island... I think you're trying to get the fanimutators to give you 10's. Looks like you even snatched the kitty, the Chu Chu Rocket and Super Macho Man on the moon from my own flash movies. (Next time you wanna rip off my content, just load the damn swf files, they're unprotected.)

The stereo 3D vision thing RULED! Noticed in the commentary that you had issues with overlapping the edges of the frame? Use Masking :)

Let's see which comes out first... French Erotic Film 3, or Afrenhouse 3?

TmsT responds:

FEF 3 also includes a special continuation of your "Jamez Bond" story. Go Fanimutations with plot!!!

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

HE LOOK!!! IT BEZ ARFENHOUSE2!! HOW U BEZ?

The long awaited sequil to Arfenhouse has finally arrived. No more waiting! No more playing looped versions of the arfenhouse mp3 rip!

The original Arfenhouse was the most random and hillarious flash movie EVER. This one is Better, Longer, and has lost ALL SENSE AND CONTINUITY whatsoever! Move over Fanimutations, Arfenhouse is where it's at!

"CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!"

Too bad there is far less broken glass, and it's missing the requisite off-key FF3 Boss midi file!

What ever happened to JINTOVMAHBUTT?

The most unfortunate thing is that the Arfenhouse RPG game crashes after a certain point after the zeromus/supersayan battle.

Misteroo responds:

Strange, it's not supposed to crash...

JINTOVMAHBUTT and the Elliot 4 return next episode!

[GAZORNINPLAT II]

Ouch, stop punching me Naru

Wow, a Takeshi no paradise screencap!

"'ey Steve!"

Those 2 alone give it a 10.

Toxic-AKA-Bob-Barker responds:

What's a Takeshi No Paradise screencap?

[SALSA!]

Nice try...

Not enough effort for this one, it had plenty of Fanimutation cliche's though. Nice to see Chiu.

But this one had way too much use of a single annonying background, and not much variety besides that one baby. Next time, a little more insanity, and a little more PACE!

Joxa responds:

yeh this was my first attept at an animutation.i didnt do too bad tho i guess:D

[Dan Hibiki for Prezidénté]

REALLY DAMN GOOD FANIMUTATION!

This one had that EXTREME insanity and intensity only seen in other great Fanimutations like Boom Boom Dolla, GenderNeutral, PokeyAndTheOmbaoojiebaseo, Shumway, and TheRichardKeilExperience, and has earned its place among the top of the charts.

I especially liked the scenes with the guy from the Zelda commercial adjusting his glasses, and the scene with the inverted colors Amy Rose with Tricky the Clown. The video game parodies were also very nice. The only other really funny stuff was the guy dressed up as Toad. The overlord hamburger was cool too. Not to mention that the music was just plain insane.

You need a better preloader, I could send you the one I use if you want it.

How long did it take you to make this thing? It looks like it took forever!

MrUpYoursHomie responds:

Forever and a Half, really. It did take forever, but persistants allowed to finish this. but after all my effort, not very meny people checked this peice out, which dissappointed me so much.

I would like to check you your preloader, cause yeah, I'm not exactly a Newgrounds Fan, but a Man who just can't get enough fishsticks. My AIM name in my Profile. no Viruses, now.

[Hampster Dance World Tour]

Ever Heard of the Streaming Audio option?

Ever Heard of the Streaming Audio option?
Any flash movie with large nonstreaming audio automaticly gets low scores in my book regardless of content.
Lucky for you I actually liked this one a little, so I gave it a 4 instead of a 0.

MPLA responds:

Okej... I'll fix that!
And thanks for you like it!

[Cat in the Kettle]

Blashphemy!!!

Not only did you misspell Weird Al Yankovic's name, but you also misattributed some sick song to Weird Al just like all those Napster idiots did!

You are a Napster Idiot ™.

ScrunchMuppet responds:

This - coming from a guy who made a movie named "Suck a cheetahs dick". - Go figure. Loser.